Write down...
(1) a pokemon
(2) a word to describe Clay Aiken
(3) a 3-letter brand of detergent besides Fab
(4) a really big number
(5) a really really dark color
(6) a one-syllable word beginning with f
(7) a number
(8) a word ending in -edophile
(9) a NBC sitcom starring Jennifer Aniston
(10) title of a Ke$ha song
Edward, Jacob... I don't know how to tell you this, but I've found someone else. I'm in love with (1)__________.
Edward Cullen,
I used to like you a lot, but lately you've been acting super (2)_________. I appreciate you wanting to protect me, but that's pretty much (3)_____ you talk about. It's also kinda creeping me out that you're like (4)_____ years old.
Jacob (5)_______,
What's your (6)______ing deal? Anyone who's read the books knows you never had a chance with me. I mean your (7)___-pack abs can only get you so far. And that whole falling in love with my infant daughter thing... you're kinda a (8)________. Also, stop lying about being an indian... real indians carry tomahawks.
Anyway guys, we've been through a lot... four books worth... so I hope we can still be (9)_________.
(10)__________,
Bella
Edward, Jacob... I don't know how to tell you this, but I've found someone else. I'm in love with snorlax.
ReplyDeleteEdward Cullen,
I used to like you a lot, but lately you've been acting super fabulous. I appreciate you wanting to protect me, but that's pretty much all you talk about. It's also kinda creeping me out that you're like 800 years old.
Jacob Black,
What's your frosting deal? Anyone who's read the books knows you never had a chance with me. I mean your 19-pack abs can only get you so far. And that whole falling in love with my infant daughter thing... you're kinda a pedophile. Also, stop lying about being an indian... real indians carry tomahawks.
Anyway guys, we've been through a lot... four books worth... so I hope we can still be friends.
we r who we r,
Bella