1. Suggest a movie with a hot guy in it.
|Chick flick me as hard as you can|
Bam, you're watching the Hangover. Keanu Reeves = Point Break. Brad Pitt = Fight Club.
2. Tell her that you think the girl in the chick flick she picked is hot.
"Oh, we're watching Win A Date With Tad Hamilton? That's cool, Kate Bosworth is hot.
"Is she prettier than me?"
"Well, we're about to find out. Press play."
"No wait, I think it's your turn to pick."
Just be careful with this one, there are some snags with this step. For instance:
1. Make sure you know who the actress is:
"Hey, let's watch Uptown Girls."
"It's that cute little movie with Dakota Fanning."
"Ok, fine. Dakota Fanning is hot."
"She's like 12 years old."
2. Make sure the she isn't a he:
"Let's watch Bringing Up Baby."
"Who's in that?"
|Makes Step 5 easier|
"Cool. She's hot."
"Cary Grant's a man."
3. Stretch the truth.
"Oh, NOTTING Hill... I thought you said HAMBURGER Hill."
4. Flat out lie
"Sorry honey, Blockbuster was all out of
"Nicholas Sparks killed my dad. I can't, in good conscience, watch movies based on his books."
5. Deal with it.
Chick flicks aren't always bad. I happen to like Pride and Prejudice, Atonement, and Love Actually, among others. Of course, maybe I just like Keira Knightley.