Twitter has become the go-to medium for the rich and famous to communicate with the masses. As much as I like hearing about Kate Middleton's day, it's too bad Twitter wasn't invented earlier so we could follow some interesting historical figures instead of vapid celebrities. Here's a look at what could have been:
On 15-Day DL with strained hamstring and broken color barrier :(
I cannot tell a lie... Breaking Dawn was pretty good.
The_Bard William Shakespeare
Bet my plays wud b better if they actually let women play women's parts. Or at least prettier men. #ryangosling
RVWzzzzzzzzzz Rip Van Winkle
Gnight twitter
L'Autre-chienne Marie Antoinette
Let them eat cake. #Sh*tQueensSay
salemSUX Rebecca Nurse
Accused of being a witch... AGAIN! #whitegirlproblems #crucibullcrap
Pocahonta$$ Pocahontas
hOlyy $&@#! I think that tree jus TaLkEd 2 MEEE!! Gotta lay off dat PeYotE! Lol! :P #redgirlproblems
Eiffel65fan Smurfette
boyz R all the same :/ #bluegirlproblems
AOakay Annie Oakley
I'll get my gun when I'm good and ready... GEEZ! #cowgirlproblems
david_hammock David Hammock
I miss tan M&Ms :'{( #whiteboyproblems
In case you missed it: All A Twitter 1 and All A Twitter 2
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