Twitter has become the go-to medium for the rich and famous to communicate with the masses. As much as I like hearing about Kim Kardashian's day, it's too bad Twitter wasn't invented earlier so we could follow some interesting historical figures instead of vapid celebrities. Here's a look at what could have been:
HonestAbe Abraham Lincoln
@slaves, good news... ur free! #13thAmendment
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MLKdoesthabodygood Martin Luther King Jr
crazy dream last nite. daughter wuz playin wit a white girl. hopefully a sign of things 2 come cuz i really wanna use that 'whites only' twitter
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FiReSiDeCHATTA Franklin Delano Roosevelt
New Deal... on Groupon!
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I<3Cleo Mark Antony
@Friends @Romans @Countrymen... R.I.P. Julius Caesar
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ReforMartin Martin Luther
I've got 95 Theses but a b*#$% ain't one! JK... but srsly check 'em out http://t.co/NuxqZVQ
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theRealHelenKeller Helen Keller
rioasndaiog asdojfsj asdogj 2390jsalgj q09wejpasdjfgj aspoegjiapsdjg pasjdgpj!
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PatsFan1776 Nathan Hale
I regret that I have but 140 characters to type for my country
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hearmeroar Sappho
UGH! Guyz are SO confuuuuzing!
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TheRaven The Raven by Edgar_Allen_Poe
"Nevermore."
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That was really funny. I'm trying to decide which name I like the best, MLKdoesthabodygood or FiReSiDeCHATTA. But Sappho?! Since when were you into ancient Greek women's lit?
ReplyDeleteHaha, Sappho is totally random, but she's a personal hero(ine) of mine. In 12th grade, I had to memorize a poem and somehow her 3-liner was one of the options. I still remember it:
ReplyDeleteI could not hope
To touch the sky
With my two arms
Thanks for the easy A, Sappho.
HonestAbe is my favorite though I text you a reply to TheRaven
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Helen Keller...apiudg oasughnj lmwr4t...
ReplyDeleteThis blog always makes my break at work so much more enjoyable :) you are brilliant! :)
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