Monday, September 5, 2011

And The Winner Is... Everyone: Part 2


Everybody likes movies, but not everybody likes the same kind of movie. Some folks enjoy critically acclaimed films while others prefer a special effects driven flick. Sadly, it seems like Hollywood rarely puts out a movie that satisfies both crowds. That's why we here at The Kids Are Aight are working hard to petition Hollywood for the following remakes and mash-ups that will help bring the two crowds together.

The Fast and Furious Case of Benjamin Button
- Benjamin Button lives his life a quarter-mile at a time... in reverse! His car can only be driven backward, but life must be lived forward.

Tyler Perry's Diary of a Mad Black Swan
- Latisha Portman gives an Oscar-worthy performance as a ballerina who can do battement all by herself. Halleluyer!

Waterfront For Elephants
- "I coulda been a contender!" No you couldn't. Sorry Robert Pattinson, you'll never win an Oscar... you couldn't even win the Tri-Wizard Tournament.

Dark Knight, and Good Luck
- Batman has triumphed over the Penguin, Two-Face, and the Joker, but can he prevail over Senator Joseph McCarthy? Yeah, probably.

West Side Toy Story
- When Buzz Lightyear of Star Command and Jessie from Woody's Roundup fall in love, nothing can keep them apart... except for that members of Star Command and Woody's Roundup hate each other! Oh no! But would not a rose by any other name still smell as sweet? Yeah, probably.