It's Halloween and who better to focus on today than one of history's most prolific monsters, Frankenstein? Let's take a look at some of the big guy's strengths and weaknesses.
Only Jewish monster besides Jedidiah the Friendly Ghost.
Bolts on neck good for hanging earphones when not in use.
Comprised of separate body parts... just like celebrities.
Doesn't get angry when people mistake him for the Hulk, Shrek, or the Phillie Phanatic.
I think he mighta been the guy who just married and divorced Kim Kardashian. (Maybe this should go under weaknesses)
Never has to dress up for Halloween.
Doesn't have a mother, so no chance of developing an Oedipus complex.
Colors inside the lines.
Lost out on lucrative cereal endorsement deal to Frankenberry.
Scar on forehead really should have cleared up by now.
No one cares his full name is Frankenstein Jones.
Still uses MySpace.
Doesn't understand why everyone at Fenway Park is always talking about him.
Angry mob always following him with pitchforks, yet hardly any followers on Twitter.
Complicated relationship with father, human race.
When at parties, refuses to do any dance besides the monster mash.
And since it's Halloween, have a look at my pumpkins from the last 2 years. The one on the left is supposed to be Ke$ha. Supposed to be. I went with a far less ambitious approach this year by simply carving the Varsity V and then drawing delicious Varsity food around it.