Sunday, October 9, 2011

And The Winner Is... Everyone: Part 3

Everybody likes movies, but not everybody likes the same kind of movie. Some folks enjoy critically acclaimed films while others prefer a special effects driven flick. Sadly, it seems like Hollywood rarely puts out a movie that satisfies both crowds. That's why we here at The Kids Are Aight are working hard to petition Hollywood for the following remakes and mash-ups that will help bring the two crowds together.

Snow White and the Se7en Dwarfs - One of Disney's darker animated features, the film centers around an innocent young maiden who must overcome the infamous seven deadly dwarfs: Greed, Gluttony, Envy, Sloth, Pride, Lust, and Doc.

Never Say Neverending Story - Bieber Fever makes its way to Fantasia as Justin teams up with Atreyu to fight against the evil Nothing. With nothing but their courage and their hoodies, the two crushworthy teens embark on a perilous adventure to try to save the world... 2.0.

127 Rush Hours - The 127th installment in the Rush Hour series might not be as far off as you think as Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker's careers outside of Rush Hour are stuck worse than James Franco's character's arm in 127 Hours.

Breaking Red Dawn -  Bella... dead. Edward... dead. Jacob... dead. Thanks Russians. Werewolverines!

Hangover the River Kwai - After a night of debauchery in Japan, the Woflpack awake to find themselves inexplicably in the middle of World War II. Sure, it doesn't sound like much of a plot, but there's not really much to the real Hangover movies either.