Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Strengths and Weaknesses: Coldplay
With Coldplay set to release their 5th studio album,
, next week, it's a good time to take a look at some of the band's strengths and weaknesses.
More Grammys than Barack Obama.
Have drawn comparisons to the Beatles, the most famous band in the world... besides Coldplay.
All band members have British accents, just in case being rock stars isn't a good enough way to get girls.
If you play their 2nd album "A Rush of Blood to the Head" and the movie "Love Actually" at the same time, it syncs up perfectly.
New album will go platinum even if recorded on a
Appeal to fans of rock, pop, alternative... pretty much every genre except country... and let's face it, country music fans don't deserve to listen to Coldplay.
They don't panic.
Got music critics to shut up about Radiohead for five minutes.
Only 1 of 4 band members married to Gwyneth Paltrow.
Afraid to tell world Coldplay is actually 2 words.
Donate lots of time, money, and effort to charity organizations instead of making more music I can listen to.
Song "Yellow" actually about a bad case of jaundice.
Occasionally get sunburn from own stage lighting, due to pasty white Brit-skin.
Probably really terrible at sports.
Always trying to fix you.
No one can pronounce Mylo Xyloto.
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