Kim Kardashian is in the headlines again after filing for divorce from her husband after only 72 days of marriage. Let's take a look at some of the voluptuous socialite's strengths and weaknesses.
KIM KARDASHIAN
STRENGTHS
- Easy to keep up with.
- Actually looks pretty hot when standing next to her sisters.
- Marriage lasted longer than most of NBC's new fall lineup.
- Fake tan consistent with fake personality.
- You can't get STDs from being a media whore.
- Single-handedly keeping the airbrushing industry in business.
- While dating running back Reggie Bush, scored more fantasy points than Reggie Bush did.
- Surprisingly good at Call of Duty.
WEAKNESSES
- Made a sex tape with Ray J.
- Made a SEX TAPE with RAY J.
- Married the least famous person in the entire NBA.
- If middle name also starts with K, she's got a lot of monogrammed stuff she needs to burn.
- Giant butt probably means giant farts.
- If you don't count the wedding reception or honeymoon, only married 14 seconds.
- Always wants to jump out of own birthday cake.
- Just all kinds of whorish.
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