Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Strengths and Weaknesses: Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian is in the headlines again after filing for divorce from her husband after only 72 days of marriage. Let's take a look at some of the voluptuous socialite's strengths and weaknesses.
Easy to keep up with.
Actually looks pretty hot when standing next to her sisters.
Marriage lasted longer than most of NBC's new fall lineup.
Fake tan consistent with fake personality.
You can't get STDs from being a media whore.
Single-handedly keeping the airbrushing industry in business.
While dating running back Reggie Bush, scored more fantasy points than Reggie Bush did.
Surprisingly good at Call of Duty.
Made a sex tape with Ray J.
Made a SEX TAPE with RAY J.
Married the least famous person in the entire NBA.
If middle name also starts with K, she's got a lot of monogrammed stuff she needs to burn.
Giant butt probably means giant farts.
If you don't count the wedding reception or honeymoon, only married 14 seconds.
Always wants to jump out of own birthday cake.
Just all kinds of whorish.
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