Monday, December 12, 2011

Strengths and Weaknesses: Drake

Drake made "headlines" by dropping his sophomore album Take Care last month. Let's take a look at some of the rapper/actor/model's strengths and weaknesses.

DRAKE
STRENGTHS
  • Is indeed a rapper/actor/model, which are 3 of the best things you can be.
  • Able to find your love.
  • Half-Jewish, making him the most fiscally responsible rapper on earth.
  • Was my Great Black Person of the Day for February 5, 2010.
  • His character on the TV show Degrassi was confined to a wheelchair in season 5, proving he could act both standing up and sitting down.
  • Knows G4 pilots on a first name basis.
  • Also knows the G4 pilots' last names.
  • Tucks napkin in shirt/good manners.

WEAKNESSES
  • Canadian
  • Says the N-word way too much for only being half black.
  • Too attractive to be taken seriously as rapper. Needs to learn to be as ugly as sin like Lil Wayne.
  • Announces "I'm Goin' In" whenever he opens a door.
  • Like most rappers, only started rapping because he wasn't good at basketball.
  • Real name is Aubrey.
  • Thinks Young Money is a viable form of currency.
  • Won't ever let anyone else be first player on his Xbox 360.