Strengths and Weaknesses: Drake

Drake made "headlines" by dropping his sophomore album Take Care last month. Let's take a look at some of the rapper/actor/model's strengths and weaknesses.

DRAKE

STRENGTHS

• Is indeed a rapper/actor/model, which are 3 of the best things you can be.
• Able to find your love.
• Half-Jewish, making him the most fiscally responsible rapper on earth.
• Was my Great Black Person of the Day for February 5, 2010.
• His character on the TV show Degrassi was confined to a wheelchair in season 5, proving he could act both standing up and sitting down.
• Knows G4 pilots on a first name basis.
• Also knows the G4 pilots' last names.
• Tucks napkin in shirt/good manners.

WEAKNESSES

• Canadian
• Says the N-word way too much for only being half black.
• Too attractive to be taken seriously as rapper. Needs to learn to be as ugly as sin like Lil Wayne.
• Announces "I'm Goin' In" whenever he opens a door.
• Like most rappers, only started rapping because he wasn't good at basketball.
• Real name is Aubrey.
• Thinks Young Money is a viable form of currency.
• Won't ever let anyone else be first player on his Xbox 360.

While You Were Testing...

I had to proctor the SAT the other day. Now, taking the SAT can be a long, painful process, but proctoring the SAT is almost as bad. Sure, it's fun to read "fill in the bubble completely" 75 times, but the 25 minutes between announcing "there are no calculators allowed on this section" and "pencils down" can be pretty long ones... and there are 10 sections in all. Yes, it could have been a long 4 hours, but as luck would have it, I found a piece of paper and a box of crayons. The following is what happens when you give me a piece of paper, a box of crayons, and a whole lot of free time:

Yes, I know Ketchup Kitty is kinda pink, but I wanted to save the red crayon for Hot Sauce Hamster and the pinkish color was the only other option. You know how it is.

All A Twitter 2

by @david_hammock

Twitter has become the go-to medium for the rich and famous to communicate with the masses. As much as I like hearing about Ashton Kutcher's day, it's too bad Twitter wasn't invented earlier so we could follow some interesting historical figures instead of vapid celebrities. Here's a look at what could have been:

GraysTraveller Robert E. Lee 

SOUTH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

150 years ago Favorite Retweet Reply

TrickyDick Richard M. Nixon

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38 years ago Favorite Retweet Reply

1Fish2Fish  Dr. Seuss

I would not, could not post your tweet. I said it once, I won't repeat. I won't retweet it @SamIAm. I'll send your message straight to spam.

40 years ago Favorite Retweet Reply

RoughRIDER Teddy Roosevelt

Bull Moose party rules! Also toga parties ;)

110 years ago Favorite Retweet Reply

BlackFemaleMoses  Harriet Tubman

@Slave_Owners - Nothing going on this weekend. Pretty boring up here in the North. Might rent Green Lantern on Blu-ray, but that's about it. #TheCrowFliesAtMidnight

146 years ago Favorite Retweet Reply

Agent007 James Bond

Just totaled my Aston Martin :( I'm okay, but the other guy was pretty shaken #notstirred

33 years ago Favorite Retweet Reply

TheRealThing Coca-Cola

The pause that refreshes.
Retweeted (poorly) by Pepsi-Co

every day Favorite Retweet Reply

The_King Elvis Presley

@teenage_girls *shakes pelvis*

52 years ago Favorite Retweet Reply

Future_Prdctr1503  Nostradamus

Count on these tragedies: Great Fire of London, rise of Adolf Hitler, September 11, BCS National Championship game featuring two teams who have already played!

478 years ago Favorite Retweet Reply