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| by @david_hammock |
Twitter has become the go-to medium for the rich and famous to communicate with the masses. As much as I like hearing about Ashton Kutcher's day, it's too bad Twitter wasn't invented earlier so we could follow some interesting historical figures instead of vapid celebrities. Here's a look at what could have been:
SOUTH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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1Fish2Fish Dr. Seuss
I would not, could not post your tweet. I said it once, I won't repeat. I won't retweet it @SamIAm. I'll send your message straight to spam.
RoughRIDER Teddy Roosevelt
Bull Moose party rules! Also toga parties ;)
BlackFemaleMoses Harriet Tubman
@Slave_Owners - Nothing going on this weekend. Pretty boring up here in the North. Might rent Green Lantern on Blu-ray, but that's about it. #TheCrowFliesAtMidnight
Agent007 James Bond
Just totaled my Aston Martin :( I'm okay, but the other guy was pretty shaken #notstirred
TheRealThing Coca-Cola
The pause that refreshes.
Retweeted (poorly) by Pepsi-Co
Retweeted (poorly) by Pepsi-Co
The_King Elvis Presley
@teenage_girls *shakes pelvis*
Future_Prdctr1503 Nostradamus
Count on these tragedies: Great Fire of London, rise of Adolf Hitler, September 11, BCS National Championship game featuring two teams who have already played!
