STRENGTHS
- Is indeed a rapper/actor/model, which are 3 of the best things you can be.
- Able to find your love.
- Half-Jewish, making him the most fiscally responsible rapper on earth.
- Was my Great Black Person of the Day for February 5, 2010.
- His character on the TV show Degrassi was confined to a wheelchair in season 5, proving he could act both standing up and sitting down.
- Knows G4 pilots on a first name basis.
- Also knows the G4 pilots' last names.
- Tucks napkin in shirt/good manners.
WEAKNESSES
- Canadian
- Says the N-word way too much for only being half black.
- Too attractive to be taken seriously as rapper. Needs to learn to be as ugly as sin like Lil Wayne.
- Announces "I'm Goin' In" whenever he opens a door.
- Like most rappers, only started rapping because he wasn't good at basketball.
- Real name is Aubrey.
- Thinks Young Money is a viable form of currency.
- Won't ever let anyone else be first player on his Xbox 360.
The true slashy.
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