It's been 33 years since Madonna first arrived on the scene, but she's still making headlines. She's got a new album (MDNA), a new perfume, a world tour, a public divorce, and even a controversial photo up for sale. Let's take a look at what makes the Material Girl so fixating in this installment of Strengths and Weaknesses.
Madonna
- Her music makes the people come together... yeah
- Seamlessly switches between American and British accents
- Won a Golden Globe for Evita, which is almost a cool as winning a real award
- Looks pretty good to be 400 years old
- Member of every religion
- Good at divorce
- Actually looked classy at Super Bowl halftime show surrounded by Nicki Minaj, M.I.A., and LMFAO
- Voted "Greatest Woman in Rock History" by, oh by VH1. Nevermind
WEAKNESSES
- Not at all like a virgin
- Materialistic
- Uses dance floor as a confessional, which is not approved by the Catholic church
- Couldn't even beat out the Beatles on Billboard's "Greatest Artists of All-Time" list
- Omitted like half the letters on her newest album
- Cone boobs are by far the most dangerous kind of boobs
- Always telling Argentinians not to cry for her, but doesn't have $#!% to say to the fine people of Uruguay
- Has kissed Britney Spears and thus, by proxy, has kissed Kevin Federline
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