Car, girls, and flags pictured may or may not actually be mine 1. No smoking. 2. If you're a hot girl, disregard Rule #1. Do wh...

After nearly a decade of dedicated service, my beloved Ford Focus is officially no more. I'm choosing to honor the valiant car in ...

Dear cute blond girl in my neighborhood who almost took off the front of my car with your Porsche, I know blond and blind are only one le...